![]() She snatches his phone and hands it off to a spy who searches it for the sex tape only to find that the phone is completely clean. As if securing Plan B wasn’t bad enough! Give this girl a break! Zoya invites Drew (I think that’s his name) to the vow renewal under the promise that poet Amanda Gorman is performing. Meanwhile, Georgina’s protégé, I mean son, Milo, is helping Zoya track down her one-night stand from Philly after she discovers a sex tape starring her (under her Philly alias, Monet de Haan) is circulating. It seems like there’s a new crazy bitch around here after all, and I wonder how much screen time she’ll be getting amid Jordan’s rather sudden resignation. The first order of business is to sabotage Gideon and Roy’s vow renewal for unknown reasons and enlist Kate to do all her dirty work. After all, she’s been tormenting Dan and Serena for years! She kidnaps Kate (while she’s on the phone with Jordan, who’s confessing his love to her), drugs her in the Humphrey-Van der Woodsen residence, and announces the new world order. I should have known she was behind the blackmailing. ![]() ![]() Welcome back to our very own Georgia Sparks and Nelly Yuki! God, Georgina is good. Now that that’s out of the way, time for the main course of tonight’s episode. Girl, just open an HYSA at Capital One! This problem has a straightforward solution. Oh, and also, it turns out that Julien’s partnership was pulled because her income goes straight to a trust under her dad’s name and LVMH didn’t want any ties back to Davis. Let this be the end of all lines: Davis’s and the story’s. We don’t find out who the sister’s baby daddy is, though, and I am praying that Julien and Zoya aren’t about to inherit another half-sister because I cannot keep going with Graham. Graham was dating Julien to avenge his sister before he realized that Julien had been wronged too. She reveals to Julien that she had wanted to file suit against Daddy Davis but couldn’t cover legal fees. The pregnant woman, also known as Graham’s sister, stops the actual story, and boy is she bothered by her brother’s antics. Julien convinces Graham to accompany her to Max’s dads’ vow renewal, where she plans to “stop the story” live. If this was an American brand, maybe, but I guarantee the French don’t give a fuck about who you’re fucking. Be serious! LVMH is international, and having a belle de jour is far too puritanical a reason to end a major deal. Julien is convinced that this gossip is what pulled her partnership with LVMH. Luna spots Graham greeting a pregnant woman and whispering into her pregnant belly, which is enough evidence for her to report back to Julien, who, by the way, got semi-outed by Gossip Girl as dating a married man. I knew Graham was dating Julien for her daddy!Īfter her paramour takes too long pussyfooting around to go public, Julien brings in the big guns: Luna La. Photo: Vulture Photo: Karolina Wojtasik/HBO Max
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